Pat Robertson, with his latest entry in the dick of the year contest.
- Can't find my water bottle... Do I actually go to gym with daughter's "Hello Kitty" one? http://t.co/v961NCwSxJ 7 hours ago
- Sure am glad this lock is packaged in ****ing impenetrable plastic. Because locks are really fragile. http://t.co/WaTiQS7SXY 8 hours ago
- Parenting milestone! 7-year old daughter successfully made me coffee for first time. 1 day ago