Jack Welch has unnatural relations with armadillos?

Former GE CEO Jack Welch continues to push a harebrained conspiracy theory that the unemployment numbers were faked by the Obama administration.   He won’t back off, but says he should have included a question mark:

Welch late Friday refused to back down from his tweeted accusation that the Obama administration “cooked” the Labor Department’s jobs report, but admitted he should have added a “question mark” to the end of his tweet.  “I should have put a question mark on the end of that, let’s face it,” Welch said on CNN’s Anderson Cooper 360 (Source).

So according to Welch, it’s okay to push utter nonsense, as long as you have a question mark.  And that has us wondering:

  • Jack Welch has unnatural relations with armadillos?
  • Jack Welch eats humans?
  • Jack Welch believes his morning milk comes from unicorns?

Got anything to add?   Just remember to include a question mark!


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60 Responses to Jack Welch has unnatural relations with armadillos?

  1. Bill says:

    Jack Welch wrestles homeless men into prone positions and has his savage, filthy way with them?

  2. Lisa says:

    Jack Welch really an alien????

  3. iluvbears says:

    I wondered many times whether George W. was cooking the books until he handed a crumbling and totally devastated economy over to President Obama. If the Republicans & their goombahs like Welch keep insisting Obama’s books are cooked, then I think Obama should open an investigation into whether Bush did the same, because I bet you he did.

  4. Bear Dogger says:

    Jack Welch was sent here from the planet Kolob to force everyone to wear magic underpants?

  5. Dave says:

    Jack Welch has sex with gay paraplegics?

  6. Beth says:

    Obama thought he was dealing with an adult with honorable intentions? Did Obama realize that facts weren’t important in the debate? Are people going to vote for a man who says if you repeat a lie often enough people will get worn down and you win? Should we gather as a flash mob and chant “liar”?

  7. Dave Koch says:

    Does Jack Welch have any idea how many people would have to be “in” on a conspiracy to manipulate labor statistics numbers. Get a grip Jack.

    Jack has certainly had a stellar career. Nevertheless, people only remember you for your last act.

    You made a real Ass Nozzle out of yourself today Jack. I hope you repair that damage within the next day, or you will just be remembered as one of the nut cases who flocks to Area 51 in their RV and parades around in a suit made of aluminum foil.

    Delete your Twitter Account Jack. People like you and Romney are from a different era and can’t handle the responsibility that is commensurate with the power of wielding a Smart Phone.

    • Cathy says:

      Jack had one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel … Yesterday he slipped and fell. What an embarrassment the GOP is.

  8. Abc says:

    If the numbers went the other way would he or any repug be complaining as hard as he is about the numbers “being off”… No they would not be.

  9. Ed says:

    There is irrefutable evidence that Jack Welch is the head Goblin at Gringott’s Bank from Harry Potter.

  10. Linda says:

    Could it be the ‘Emperor’, Jack Welch, has no clothes? Some who worked at GE under his reign may not conclude his career was ‘stellar.’ His unfounded, irresponsible remarks about the job figures remind me of ‘tell’em what they want to hear so I get what I want,’ Romney. If these men represent the finest of American business leaders in our country, we have more serious problems brewing.

  11. Valerie says:

    Jack Welch?

  12. chingiss says:

    Welch had a “relationship’ with Jerry Sandusky. Maybe armadildos too.

  13. Russ says:

    Jack Welch cooked the books at GE and got away with it? The world wants to know the truth.

  14. Nancy says:

    Perhaps Mr. W. needs to visit a good neurologist. no question necessary. poor man. At least he won’t need mitt’s health plan!

  15. Jimmy says:

    you people are sick !! this is obviously an educated man to of held a CEO position in a corp like GE, ,,, & because he makes a serious, statement that rubs you the wrong way,,,, instead of countering with a more educated, correct statement,,,, you choose to be-little & slander the man with sick, twisted accusations of perversion!. You are sick minded people!! no question mark!,,,

    • PJ says:

      LMFAO? Serious statement? Is he miffed that the economy is bouncing back after Bush’s ENORMOUS mess, left behind? I believe so. Oh…..????

    • Raj says:

      Jimmy, please bring your literacy up to at least an eighth-grade level before participating in online discussions with adults. Run along, now.

    • joeboken says:

      Jack Welch has made sick, twisted accusations of perversion, and just because he’s a CEO doesn’t mean he’s not a paranoid maniac?

    • Charles Wood says:

      “Obviously an educated man to have held a CEO position…” what a joke! CEO’s in America get their jobs through their buddies. They have no clue of what they are doing. If the company does good they take the credit, if it performs poorly its the economy or lately Obama’s fault! They depend on their flunkies (like Jimmy here) to think they must know what they are doing just because they are the CEO. No wonder American corporations are in the position they are in. I bet Jimmy even believes its the unions fault these companies are having problems when executive compensation makes worker compensation look like bread crumbs!

    • Collean Wilson says:

      Jimmy, if you feel that way about our comments…… welcome to how it feels when you and your “kind” belittle President Obama, an highly educated man that is working to make life here in the United States better for us all, rather than just a few.

    • Greg Prince says:

      Isn’t it time for you to get back to the asylum, Jimmy?

    • Cathy says:

      The mans insanity knows no bounds. Romney is the leader of the Republican party right now. An honorable man would tell all the right wing nuts to shut up they are not helping. But then Romney is not an honorable man.

    • Cathy says:

      Some years ago, my company worked with Jack and GE. The guy was nuts then too. In his case, smart and educated had nothing to do with it.

    • So Jimmy, you agree with him?

    • sonicsteve says:

      of course there’s always a “Jimmy” in the inbred gene pool. Jimmy just jealous Jackoff doesn’t rub him the wrong way with his “Jimmy”.

  16. Monica says:

    Jack Welch plays Minuets off the side of a boat?

  17. tere says:

    get a grip Old men!!!! he talk out of his ass…dont have a ounce of proof,evidence, NOTHING…just nonesense!!!! he needs to shut that pie hole and stop all this rethoric crap that is NOT going to work…they are all afraid because they know they dont have a chance… sooo…they are looking for something…good LET THEM!!!!!…..JACK WELCH SENILE????? looks that way!!!

  18. JImGuy says:

    Jack Welch was seen going into a clinic, and a nurse that worked at the clinic was approached while having an after work drink at a nearby bar, said Mr. Welch had come in to get checked for leprosy. We all know armadillos carry leprosy (google it..its true). Would this not be proof that Mr. Welch has a perverted unnatural attraction to armadillos? Personally, I think it does, and should be investigated further, since he could become a health threat to his colleagues. Fortunately leprosy can be cured or at least put in remission these days.

  19. Jimmy says:

    Raj, if you were my example of an adult growing up,, I would have killed myself years ago… how’s your kids doing?

    • Charles Wood says:

      Whats wrong Jiminy, cant figure out how to respond directly to you betters? Hint: Its that word under their comment that says “reply”. And yes, Raj is an adult so please make good on your promise!

  20. joeboken says:

    Jack Welch has been cooking his own books for years?

  21. joeboken says:

    Jack Welch is so racist and immature he cannot accept the truth?

  22. Jack Welch sits down to urinate & likes to be called daddy’s lil girl?

  23. Rj Young says:

    Hpw can you trust a man who kept Jay Leno and let David Letterman go? “Nuff Said!

  24. Sean Homsher says:

    To many plastic surgeries on Jack Welsh’s face have left him deranged?

  25. Does Jack Welch have to fart to get a breath of fresh air here he has his head stuck so far up his own ass?

  26. Alicia says:

    Is Jack Welch American?

  27. Jaime says:

    Jack Welch pays his fair share of taxes?

  28. LouisJ says:

    Jack Welch understands that numbers can be manipulated – like corporate earnings – so he thinks everyone is engaging in number manipulation. Right, Jack? You engaged in the practice so you think everyone else does the same. Right? Not.

  29. marco33 says:

    Jack Welch is a frail old man who is led around by his enterprising 3rd wife (who is 30 years his junior) who tries to keep this faded 1980’s business icon relevant so she can bolster her inheritance (payment for having to lay down with him on a nightly basis) when he finally kicks the bucket. He’s been trying for years to be a tamer copy of Donald Trump and went as far as trying to create his own slogan and show (“you’ve been downsized”) to compete with Trump (the networks decided not to buy his pitch). Now Jack sees an opportunity to get back in the news with this ridiculous statement. One really has to wonder if (based on his old age and failing health) Jack will even be around to see the results of this years Presidential election.

    • Observer of Life says:

      What Jack Welch said was wrong in so many ways, about as wrong as Mitt’s comments about “women in binders”, however, I happen to know Jack and Suzy Welch as they frequent our business here in South Florida and I will tell you that you are incorrect about what you said regarding Jack’s health and his relationship with Suzy. Jack is hardly frail and neither he nor Suzy lead each other around. They are actually mostly “regular” people, I guess as regular as you can be being from that world. Jack is very animated and Suzy is quiet and kind. I believe in attacking political beliefs rather than attacking people personally. That’s just my humble opinion.

  30. Jack Welch is promoting a Hollywood blockbuster version of “Protocols of the Elders of Zion”?

  31. Steve Gibbons says:

    Jack Welch is a scumbag that’s the main reason tech support comes almost entirely out of India with unknowledgeable techs that we can’t understand? Did I really have to use the question mark on that one?

  32. Carol Robeck says:

    Jack welch is an addle brain?

  33. jmtaylor700 says:

    Jack Welch… reincarnation of Joseph Goebbels?

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