Dear America: On Wednesday morning, roughly half of you will be happy with the outcome, and roughly half of you will be unhappy.
To the happy ones: Don’t be a dick to those who are unhappy. It sucks to work hard, care about a candidate, and lose.
To the unhappy ones: Be unhappy, be disappointed, but don’t be a paranoid, wacko, conspiracy theory nutjob. Life will go on, and the nation will survive.
To EVERYONE: Try for at least a few days to figure out how to work together to solve America’s real problems… just a few days, at least, before the inevitable gearing up for 2016.